Boy Have Things Changed

I know your life changes when you have a baby. Here are some of the things that I have noticed have changed.

1. Going to bed at 11:30 pm has been replaced with 8:30 pm.
2. You now congratulate someone for burping and farting.
3. Stumbling around the house at 2 am is not because you just got back from clubbing.
4. Instead of ‘night life’ its now ‘night light’. Sing with me now, “I like the night light; I love the burpys.”
5. When someone asks you how you are, you answer with how the baby is first.
6. No matter how bad your singing voice is; someone now thinks it’s the best thing they ever heard.
7. There is no such thing as a quick errand since it takes two hours to leave the house.
8. When shopping; the baby section is always your first stop.
9. A ponytail where you brushed your hair first is considered doing your hair.
10. Shower? What shower?
11. Never in your life did you think you could love someone as much as you love your child.